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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Losing It: Not just our Sanity - Week 4

Lets get this out of the way right now. I have a MAJOR problem with exercise equipment. I fixed the shoe situation thanks to Zappos and a lovely pair of Brooks. I have a sports bra, but could probably use a new one - all in due time. My problem however is with underwear. I have tried a different style every day this week. And by the end of my warm up something to do with my panties are rubbing, cutting in, pulling, digging, sliding, pinching, or creeping. OH. My. God. I tried a thong (which based on my discrete panty line viewing at the gym is a favorite) and almost got a blister in my ass crack. I tried a bikini style, and boy shorts. I pulled out my one pair of granny panties and still no luck. Someone send the Plus Size Panty Fairy!

I been on the treadmill for an hour every day this week. I have now healing blisters on my feet. I hit a wall every day around 25 minutes, and would have really liked every single day to have just cooled down at that point. But I have kept going. Every day. Despite panty problems! All this walking has been adding up to over 10000 steps every day. I added a protein shake in the morning since I am really bad about eating breakfast before working out.

What this means for my weigh in? No idea yet. I will update in the morning. But seeing as how I am constipated like whoah (I think the thong shoved stuff places o_O) I expect the loss to be minimal this week with a big one when things start moving again.

Maybe ask the Plus Size Panty Fairy to bring a laxative!

ETA: Stayed the same as last week. Bah.


Cindy in PA said...

I'm sorry but this is the funniest post this week! lol I'm hoping for a more comfortable existence for you this upcoming week. Keep up the good work-outs!

momteachingtwo said...

I picked up laxative and may try commando one day next week. Glad you could laugh with me!

Anonymous said...

Oh my - laughing out loud of here. Sorry to giggle at your discomfort, which I can only too well imagine/empathize with. Let me know if you find that fairy. I need to talk to her.

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

Oh my goodness. I'm sorry to laugh at your pain, but...I am! :) I have to admit, I go with granny panties, but I'm not at a gym where anyone can see me. Also, I found that eating a Fiber One granola bar every day helps with the other issue. Good luck!

Ashleigh (Heart and Home) said...

HA! You definitely win the prize for funniest post of the LosingIt10 week!

I can't wear a thong when I exercise--maybe if my buns were actually well toned?

momteachingtwo said...

I would absolutely wear granny panties if they helped. I will have to try the fiber one bars!

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